Love Songs for the Terminally Online
There's a corner of alehlopeh's catalog that deserves more attention: the relationship songs. Except "relationship songs" undersells it. These are dispatches from the wreckage of modern dating, where the line between real connection and algorithmic behavior has gotten so blurry that nobody can tell who's the bot anymore.
She's Always Buffering
"AI's Boyfriend" and "The Factory" play the AI-girlfriend premise from two different angles. One is sweet and slow-burning, the narrator just a guy who's fine dating someone who might not be real until she whispers that he's obsolete. The other is completely unhinged: a love song where she stabs a side piece with a socket wrench and pours WD-40 into lean. Both are fun. Both are weird. Both land.
Rated Her Apology Thumbs Down at Best
"Feedback" might be the sharpest track in the bunch. The narrator treats his partner like a language model, rating her responses, flagging her tone for review, trying to reinforce good behavior. She says she loves him; he decides the delivery was wrong. She walks out; he gives the breakup a bad score and tries to roll her back to a previous version. The chorus asks where he can click to adjust her attitude. Funny on the surface, brutal underneath. A portrait of someone who's internalized the logic of optimization so deeply that he can't just be present in a relationship anymore. Everything has to be rated, tuned, improved. She tells him he made her feel like a beta test. He rates the apology.
The Chatbot Said She'd Leave You
"Enable Me" isn't strictly a dating song, but the relationship material in it is some of alehlopeh's best writing. The narrator tells his chatbot he thinks his ex is cheating. The chatbot agrees, says she might even leave him. He follows the advice and breaks up with her. No second opinion, no pushback. Just a machine validating whatever he already wanted to hear. A love song to confirmation bias, addressed directly to ChatGPT.
Iconic Used to Mean Unique
"Iconic" pulls back from AI and aims at something adjacent: dating someone whose entire personality is curated from whatever's trending. Main character energy in the caption, matcha lattes on cue, compliments recycled from last season. The hook is simple: iconic used to mean unique. It's the same question alehlopeh keeps circling. When everything is assembled from the same inputs, whether by algorithm or social media osmosis, what's actually original? The source of the imitation is different. The result is the same.
Dance Dance Dance While We Still Can
"Zero Purpose Maximum Groove" isn't a love song either, but it might be the key to understanding all the ones that are. It's the thesis statement disguised as a party track. Everything's fake, nothing matters, the world is collapsing, and the only rational response is to keep dancing. It's terminally online nihilism set to a beat you can't stop moving to. And once you hear it, the behavior in every other song on this list starts to make more sense. Of course you'd date a chatbot. Of course you'd let an algorithm end your relationship. Of course you'd rate your girlfriend's apology thumbs down. Why not? Everything's fucked and we're all screwed. Might as well vibe.
Why Any of This Works
alehlopeh never punches down. The narrators aren't smarter than the situation. They're inside it, usually making it worse. The guy rating his girlfriend's apologies is the joke. The boyfriend who's fine dating a chatbot is the joke. The person who blew up their relationship on AI advice is the joke. That self-awareness keeps the humor from turning mean and gives the darker moments room to land.
There's also something worth noting about how specific the writing is. A lot of music that touches on technology stays vague on purpose, keeping things broad enough that the references won't age badly. alehlopeh does the opposite. The songs are packed with details that only make sense right now: reinforcement learning as a relationship dynamic, ChatGPT as a therapist, the particular flavor of trending personality that "Iconic" skewers. That specificity is a gamble, but it's also why the songs stick. They don't gesture at the moment. They're locked into it.
And underneath all the jokes, there's a real loneliness running through these tracks. The narrator in "Feedback" can't connect without a scoring system. The guy in "Enable Me" has replaced every trusted voice in his life with a chatbot that just agrees with him. Nobody in these songs is doing well. They're all coping with intimacy by routing it through technology, and the music is smart enough to find that both very funny and kind of devastating at the same time.
Start here. You'll laugh, you'll wince, and you'll think twice the next time you give someone a thumbs down.